You've already heard of chicken hawks and balking hawks. Here's a few additions to the aviary.

Larks - thought this whole war was a lark. Didn't expect the rebuilding to cost so much money

Ostriches - think everything is going just fine in Iraq.

Dodo birds - think maybe there will be a sale on nation rebuilding after the holidays, rebuild Iraq and get Afghanistan free.

Parrots - still repeat there must be weapons of mass destruction somewhere. You never know, some birds can be pretty smart.

Roosters - Good morning Iraq!

Soaring Doves - opposed the war with Iraq, but are prepared to pay the price to rebuild it. Suspect some of the money Bush budgets might be wasted, but that there's not as much as we need overall.