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You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
This is so logical its a shock to the system. Like a Christian airline CEO insisting that at most one pilot or co-pilot on a plane be Christian.
It opens the door into an important insight into something or other. I still have to think, I'm not smart enough to go through it just now.